Death Valley: Egg Frying, Sky Explosions and a Junior Ranger is Born!

My only experience with Death Valley prior to actually being there was strangely enough, watching a Japanese TV show about 20 years ago in Tokyo. It was one of those oddball Japanese shows where they go to curious places and explore the curiouser – very Alice-in-Wonderland. In that segment, they went to Death Valley and fried an egg on a rock in the 130 degree summer.

We all wanted to see that, but hey: we were wearing down jackets. It was pretty freezing  and that egg frying wasn’t going to happen anytime soon. Still, we wanted to explore Death Valley by driving through and reconnecting with 395 at the other end and continue heading south to the Mexican border. Yep. We nodded. Okay. We’ll “make it so”; ENGAGE!

After leaving the campground, the first thing we did was visit the Mosaic Canyon. Like Darwin, that was totally spur of the moment:

“oh look! MOSAIC canyon!”

  •  that sounds cool

“wanna go?”

  •  yeah!

Truly, the masters of scintillating conversation, we are NOT. But get there, we DID, and when we pulled up, Mac and Moxie were fast asleep. Mikey let me go with Micah and this is what we saw:

DSC_0160 DSC_0157 DSC_0156


Remember Indiana Jones? Yeah, Mosaic Canyon is straight out of The Last Crusade. The rocks are intense! One side would be almost white and the other side would be red. And the layers! It was like marble pie

DSC_0167 DSC_0171

DSC_0176 DSC_0180 This is the part where I really, really wish we could take a tour. Like, the California Discovery Tour offered by My Adventure Store. Growing up in Fiji and then Hawai’i, I used to really laugh at people who took tours, but then when I went to South America with my friend Dreama, I took the first tour of my life and got pretty hooked. The thing is, a good tour can take you places that you couldn’t go to on your own and you can learn oceans more with a solid tour guide than you could wandering around with the Lonely Planet guidebook in your hand.

I asked Mikey if he’d like to join a tour in Death Valley:

“Wanna go for a tour?”

– nah

“Why not? They can be really good”

– it’s Thanksgiving; there isn’t enough time

“Oh. Right.”


And he was. It *was* Thanksgiving and there really *wasn’t* time to get it all together, the whole Death Valley trip being spur of the moment to boot.

So we played in the desert

IMG_4038 IMG_4023 IMG_4027 IMG_4030

Micah and I are both trying and learning to take photos – he was all over the place with his little canon – I have dreams of him guest posting on this blog. Won’t that be fun?!!

I was having fun with the hipstamatic stuff on the iphone and I know it’s achingingly artsy/fartsy but I’m still fond of it:

Micah capturing the sunsets.

IMG_4064 IMG_4080

Sky explosions of the “holy shit, that can’t be real!” variety.

aaaannnnnnnnd, we have big news: a Junior Ranger is among us!

We were able to join the program while staying at the Death Valley Campground. This was way, waaaaaaaaaay cool. He had to complete a pretty challenging series of activities (stuff like selecting nocturnal/diurnal animals, actually interviewing a ranger, picking up trash and recycling and more). When he was done and came in his completed book, they really put him through the wringer! He was interviewed on his book for a full 15 minutes (- of which I felt every second, as I was struggling to contain two back arching, put-me-down-now-OR-ELSE little flesh-bundles of child)

He raised his right hand, took The Oath of the Junior Ranger, and here he is, Sir Junior Ranger

IMG_4087 IMG_4090 IMG_4097


Crazy proud of this kid.


Onward we went and wandered into the China Date Farm. That happened just like everything else:

“oh look! that sign says a date farm!”

– wanna?



So we drove 8 miles or so off the road to this CRAZY COOL canyon – it used to be a mine of some sort, twisted spirals of mud and sharp bends and twists in a narrow road. Very romantic. I wish I could actually capture it with the camera, but I can’t and I’m trying so I’m sorry and bear with me.

The road led to this delightful oasis right smack in the middle of all that desert – INSANE, right?!!

IMG_4133They had this little old shack from which the whole operation evidently sprang from – and a car that was used in early deliveries. I’m pretty sure Moxie wasn’t supposed to be climbing it.

IMG_4120 IMG_4121 IMG_4122 IMG_4123 IMG_4124 IMG_4129


Well, cars brimming with Chinese tourists kept driving on up and spilling their contents – I got the feeling that the date farm is featured heavily in Chinese guide books. How else would they know?

Boy, there were a lot of them! Very, very few American tourists. I think… about 5? Yes. Us. Oh – and Pugsily


And this is the cactus that I backed my butt into:

IMG_4118I was picking the thorns out looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnggggg after we had left, holy cow those things go in DEEP and made me squeal like something being butchered. Or Moxie getting her hair washed.

IMG_4041Onward we go!



Are you still with me? I know this is the mac-daddy of all long posts.

We left Death Valley and spent some time in the Native American reservation of the Shoshone. There are a lot of hot springs in the region, highly concentrated in the village of Tecope. Of course we went

IMG_4103 IMG_4104 IMG_4110


These are mostly all free and fairly undeveloped. Camping is allowed but not next to the springs. There are very cheap municipal baths in the village – sex segregated and (get this) clothes are not allowed. They also have a Korean hot springs resort there! I wanted to check that out some more – what’s the story behind that? A Korean hot springs resort on a Shoshone reservation?! – but there wasn’t time.


Next stop: Mexico





Patreon Helps Me Continue to Create Kick-Ass Content for You - Even $1 Makes a Difference
is a deaf blogger, global nomad, tech-junkie, cat-lover, Trekkie, Celto-Teutonic-peasant-handed mom of 3 (one with Down syndrome and one gifted 2E).
She likes her coffee black and hot.
Meriah on EmailMeriah on FacebookMeriah on GoogleMeriah on InstagramMeriah on LinkedinMeriah on PinterestMeriah on TwitterMeriah on Youtube


  • I am so excited and happy for you guys. I have been keeping up with everything happening on your blog!
    It was nice to see everyone! Good job Micah on the Jr Park Ranger of Death Valley, so proud of you! and Moxie and MacQ look happy as well! and Oh Pugsly I miss him… DRIVE SAFE!! love you guys!

  • I’m so proud of you too, junior ranger Micah! And so happy you all look great in the photos. Love you all and following your every blog too. Nana. And Mom. xoxo

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *