The Mexican Manteca Diet

Here is the recipe for the diet that we have been faithfully following:

Mix 1lb of Mexican Border confusion with 2lbs of tosti locos. Swill well with extra sweet Mexican coca-cola.

Let rise one day, then add:

16 courses of sea food
20 dollops of see-food (- see food and eat food)
800 pats of lard
48 bags of spicy Mexican dorito chips

 Mix in:

380 adobada tacos
67 chicken gorditas
90 buckets of fresh Mexican cheese (preferably the kind from Oaxaca)
56,000 fresh hand-made tortillas and
2 tons of spicy, tangy salsa

Add more Coca-Cola to taste, let it sit and…

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Meriah Nichols is a deaf artist, tech-junkie, Counselor (and sometime teacher), mom (one with Down syndrome), cat-lover, Trekkie, yurt-dwelling off-the-grid farmer's wife. She writes about travel, disability, and getting dishes done.

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