I wish there was a TV channel dedicated exclusively to Dora the Explorer. Whenever I arrived in a motel, I could just turn this channel on and tether Moxie to it and thus the motel microwave ovens, the fridge, the door, the toilet, the toilet paper, the alarm clocks, MY ESSENTIAL OILS and all items packed would be safe….for the time she was watching, anyway.
I wish motels had shelves that Moxie couldn’t reach.
I wish they laid out more than 2 towels.
I wish motel bathtubs weren’t so irresistible to Mac-Q for pooping in. Especially when bathing with his siblings.
I wish I thought to check how the beds were made so that I wouldn’t wake up in the middle of the night, freezing, wondering where the covers were, only to discover that the blanket was tucked WAY DOWN THERE
I wish I was better at pulling up the blanket without waking up the kids sprawled around me.
I wish when a motel has a neon sign outside boasting the presence of a jacuzzi or a pool… they mean it.
You know those flimsy plastic cups motels leave by the sink, all wrapped in plastic? I hope they aren’t toxic.
And those dime-a-dozen bars of soap? What are they made out of?
I wish there was a way to enter a motel wifi code automatically, so I didn’t have to type in a 10 digit string of nonsense into each device, only to have the device have trouble connecting with it, and try re-entering the dang string and there is NO DORA on the TV which means that Moxie is pulling down every.single.thing her adorable little fingers can reach – it’s like a race to get the code in and get the device online so that DORA will be present and Moxie tethered so I can get things organized, before Moxie’s precious digits destroy everything.
There should be a video game on that: get the code in before your kid destroys the motel room!
I wish motels had dedicated parking spaces outside of the room door, so I wouldn’t need to park half a hotel away. In the rain. With the kids. And the luggage. And the food.
I wish I thought to disconnect the motel phone as soon as we came into the room.
Definitely something else to add to the video game: how fast can the parent locate and disable all power sources that may potentially cost said parent LOTS OF MONEY?!