Superman in 2012
The fine citizens of the Tecolote Beach rejoiced as their hero returned after a long sojourn.
“Hooray!” they exclaimed, cheering him on his mighty way, powerfully treading the sand dunes, “YOU ARE BACK!!”
Our young hero put his strong hands on his hips, fixed his audience with a steady and steely gaze as he thrust his massive shoulders back and into the wind. Thus prepared for action, he did what all true superheroes must do at one point or another: