Here is the recipe for the diet that we have been faithfully following:
Mix 1lb of Mexican Border confusion with 2lbs of tosti locos. Swill well with extra sweet Mexican coca-cola.
Let rise one day, then add:
16 courses of sea food
20 dollops of see-food (- see food and eat food)
800 pats of lard
48 bags of spicy Mexican dorito chips
380 adobada tacos
67 chicken gorditas
90 buckets of fresh Mexican cheese (preferably the kind from Oaxaca)
56,000 fresh hand-made tortillas and
2 tons of spicy, tangy salsa
Add more Coca-Cola to taste, let it sit and…
WATCH YOURSELF LOSE WEIGHT!