What Happens When You Leave Your Man Alone for Two Weeks

1. The bathroom…

…becomes a den of Fast Orange. All other soap is kicked out and you notice he has gone whole hog with the stuff, buying it in the largest bulk size possible (“it came with a hand brush!” he says).

 

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2. All reading material lying around…

…pertains to trucks. There’s the Truck Shop Manuals for the full year of 1989 (who knew 1989 produced enough material to make so many books? For one truck?), then there are the Ford manuals and the…honestly, I don’t know what it is – but they are all really thick, technical looking and are lying all over the place.

3. The grime.

It’s like he developed some kind of blind eye for everything except the truck manuals and the Fast Orange. Grime, dust, and everything that was not clean when we left…is left.

4. His hair.

Holy Sweet Mackerel. He didn’t brush it. It has turned into a sodden single lump of dreaded mess.

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5. The mail.

All of it. Oh hello there, two week’s worth of mail!

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but…

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The Truck has never looked better!

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Meriah Nichols is a deaf artist, tech-junkie, Counselor (and sometime teacher), mom (one with Down syndrome), cat-lover, Trekkie, yurt-dwelling off-the-grid farmer's wife. She writes about travel, disability, and getting dishes done.

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